Important Rules for Dogs

 

The dog is not allowed in the house.

 

Okay, the dog is allowed in the house,

 

but only in certain rooms.

 

The dog is allowed in all rooms, but

 

has to stay off the furniture.

 

The dog can get on the old furniture only.

 

Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture,

 

but is not allowed to sleep

 

 with humans on the bed.

 

Okay, the dog is allowed on the bed,

 

but only by invitation.

 

The dog can sleep on the bed

 

 whenever he wants,

 

but not under the covers.

 

The dog can sleep under the covers

 

 by invitation only.

 

The dog can sleep under the covers every night.

 

Humans must ask permissions to

 

 sleep under the covers with the dog.