STRAY CAT RULES

Boris The Cat by Keith Mills

STRAY CAT RULES

1.  Stray cats will not be fed.

2.  Stray cats will only be fed dry cat food.

3.  Stray cats may have dry cat food moistened with a   

      little milk BUT that's all.

4.  Stray cats may have dry cat food moistened with 

      warm milk yummy treats and tuna.

5.  Stray cats absolutely will not be played with.

6.  All right, stray cats may be played with but will

      not be given a name.

7.  Tigger will not be allowed in the house.

8.  Tigger will be allowed in the house but only in the kitchen.

9.  Tigger may sleep in the living room in a blanket lined
      cardboard box.

10.Tigger will sleep in the special (kitty comfort) bed 
       with non allergenic lambs wool pillow.

11. Tigger will never be allowed to sleep on our bed.

12. Tigger may sleep on our bed, but never under the covers.

13. O.K., Tigger may sleep under the covers and on the pillows.

14. The kittens will NOT be allowed in the house.