An Aphorism

An Aphorism is a short, pointed sentence that expresses a wise or clever observation or a general truth.


*The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.
*Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his   tail.
*If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all.
*Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.
*A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
*How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
*Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.
*Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?
*Scratch a cat and you will have a permanent job.
*No one has more driving ambition than the teenage boy who wants to buy a car.
*There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity.
*There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 a.m.-like, it could be the right number.
*No one ever says "It's only a game" when their team is winning.
*I've reached the age where 'happy hour' is a nap.
*Be careful about reading the fine print--there's no way you're going to like it.
*The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.
*Do you realize that, in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?
*Money can't buy happiness--but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Cadillac than in a Yugo.
*After 60, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you're probably dead.
*Always be yourself because the people that matter don't mind...and the ones that mind don't matter.
*Life isn't tied with a bow--but it's still a gift.
*Politicians and diapers should be changed often and for the same reason.